thighs, babe. thighs.

EDIT: I MEANT THE INSIDES OF THE CALVES.

Sounds science-y, but if your testicles are touching your calves, I think you have bigger problems than bat wings. :)

I mean geez, you people couldn't ask Amy Sedaris to stop by for a night?

Apparently the dude next to me on the train last night does not think we have a manspreading problem.

I love how adorable she is and then BAM, the dirty words. She's hysterical.

yeah I hate those names. I fostered a dog once that I had named Napoleon. He was a tiny little poodle mix who thought he was bigger and badder than my shepherds. They changed his name to Max. I was so annoyed.

Sioux City Sarsaparilla?

That dog is too good for Paula.

Yes but spelled/pronounced Diabeetus.

Diabetes?

DUH. Seriously, it took you this long to "decide" it was a personal decision? FFS.

Eh....sounds like a politically convenient change of opinion to me. It's hard to be a Democrat and have that stance, and maybe leaping to the Republican side is not an option.

So, in all these years, has the man never (ever) had a conversation with women on the subject? I mean, I'm glad he came around, but a conversation or two a decade ago would make sense before you vote on the decisions a woman makes on her own body.

Wow, if only other anti-choice congressmen had access to these mythical beasts known as women.

As a fellow female, I have to say: YES. A MILLION TIMES YES. To all of the above.

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