Why do I always get a warped one?

Disgusting, unacceptable, reckless, I don’t even know where to start. I guess having it on video makes it okay? What if someone imitates it? How are you going to explain that? The Versa should never have been a sedan.

VIPs need to impress girls with their sick handbrake turns, just like the rest of us.

ALL YOUR BASELIFT ARE BELONG TO US

Wat? He said that gif should be an Easter egg, nothing about it catching on fire.

You think you're so fancy; some of us have to get by with cassette adapters.

Makes me long to work in an office like my buddy does in another city. They have a kegorator with an automated system that limits your beer for the day. They are allowed up to 2 beer - so you can go for 4 half beer if you want to stretch it out - it measures. If only...

My secret is I have a switch closet on every floor. It really helps, and no one else has access to them. Most don't have a chair, but there's old gear in them I can rest my butt on. Chairs would be awesome! And a beer fridge ;)

Yeah, I was disappointed (but shouldn't have been so surprised, since it's Lifehacker) that this list is geared toward those who have achieved the work-for-yourself dream, without taking into account those of us for whom 'work' still involves someone looking over your shoulder. Our list might go like:

It's a pretty good auto... and if you can test drive in a warm and dry climate, make sure to put it in competitive driving mode.

If manual isn't mandatory, see if you can haggle on a '14. Some of the leftovers are getting a decent discount.

Cars aren't about why, they're about why not! Why was so much of this car a secret? Why not marry your focus groups if you love them so much? In fact, why not design another sixteen-cupholder CVT crossover that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired!!

Yeah, you 're right, it's vav. I haven't brushed up in over 4 years, ha.

Yep, that was my point - it's functionality that's been around for a long time. Sending stuff (directions, etc.) from a computer (where you usually are when you're planning things) to a phone (or, in the old days, to your Garmin device via USB cable, to save you the lengthy awkward data entry on that crap UI). And I…

Neutral: How Are You Getting To Thanksgiving? Is it a train? Does anyone take trains?

Reminds me of a joke I heard...

In an interview with the pilots' commanding officer....

This clearly has become a Zone of Danger.