“But it could be better than nothing.”

So people like Jim Breuer and Cody Bellinger simply won’t be able to drive at all anymore?

Send Jim the sugar-free kind.

If anyone wants to hit up ole’ Jimmy Spanny himself and ask him what the fuck is going on, here’s his number! 917-881-5965

Owner did work themselves not factoring in their own labor costs, overhead, equipment costs, tools, and also did not sell parts to himself for a profit. Oh yeah, and no worker’s comp, insurance, or other things required to run a business does job for far less.

He’s short, he’s Canadian, and he simply cannot be touched.

If the bars in Dodger Stadium don’t start selling “Negrónis” made with blood orange vermouth and garnished with lemongrass, they’re missing a wonderful marketing opportunity…

Do the kids these days not know about the quick slant with a running quaterback?

That sentence defuriated me.

Can we also talk about the wiper mechanism back there? That’s worth an article all on its own. The wiper motor is (of course) in the door. But the wiper mechanism is attached to the glass, rather than being permanently fixed to the motor and parking itself below the glass. So now when you open the glass, the wiper…

Yeah I always thought it was Zak from some random goofball video.

Alright, I need some baseball “expert” to explain something to me here, probably so I can then yell at them for being stupid. What possible leg to pitchers have to stand on in this situation? Dietrich is standing in the batters box, he’s maybe a little closer to the plate than average? I watched and paused the clip of…

I feel pretty confident that, over a long enough timeline, baseball players would get better at using all fields and render the shift a losing proposition. On the other hand, it seems increasingly likely that the inevitable collapse of human civilization will thwart any evolutions of that kind. Ah well.

so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

Atkinson told the Chronicle he had no issues with having a black person on his crew if he could find a good one.

I’d like to propose a new advanced metric: The DeadspIndex.

Though it doesn’t seem to be widely in the news, the picture of where he ultimately got pulled over just makes the whole story.

Could we have the ending be GRR reading to his grandson like the end of Princess Bride?

Scrolling down to the bottom of an article about a “fucking stupid” phenomenon you don’t watch to comment probably proves you don’t do much with your time anyways.

It is weird to refer to yourself in the first person as “theI.”