I literally have that on a t-shirt.  In comic sans and everything

You’re like a drinking fan with a racing problem. I like it.

But here’s the reality: The NYM lost money in 2016, 2017, and 2018.

That tweet deserves to be in the Museum of Modern Art

A car that isn’t in a crash costs nothing to repair.

Classic fat guy mistake. As can be seen by the pants pull up before the crash, he clearly was worrying about whether his ass crack was showing instead of watching where his big ass was stepping. 

success ought to be correlated with fan attendance. I’m not sure being 11th in attendance, while being first in record, is actually something to be proud of.

There’s never a bad time for #hashtagfuckcobbcounty.

Cobb County is finally getting the excellent team their crooked commissioners paid for!

When two of these teams play, they should switch sides of the court so the teams are shooting at the wrong basket. Then they could play a normal basketball game, except the winner would actually be the loser.

I would say about Tim Lee that “I haven’t seen a man leave such a burning wake in his trail through Atlanta since Sherman,” but most of Cobb County doesn’t have access to the books to explain the joke.

Parappa the Rapper

His playing days showed the benefits of 1) being a really good player, and 2) never saying or doing anything remotely of note. He said nothing and thus could be all things to all people, people free to impose their own worldview on the tabula rasa that was his personality.

Bogut’s stare is so intense and off-putting that I keep looking at my right shoulder to see if I have any dandruff.

I saw one of my 4 Allen wrench sets in the spice cabinet day before yesterday.

If I had to guess, the team technician needed an allen wrench to tighten it. And as literally anyone can attest, you can NEVER find your fucking allen wrench set the one time a year you need it.

So when a custody fight hits the 8 year mark, is it safe to assume that the “adults” care only about hurting each other and give zero fucks about the best interests of the child?

AND THE CROWD GOES D’AWWWWW