That'll teach all those horrible people on the swim and track teams!

Or his pants size.

If she's a Black Hawk pilot she should be used to that.

Where's the Coke Zero 400 open thread?

Would you say that it is a Linexpensive contract?

LMAO!!!

This is still a thing?

It pisses me off that they share an order of nachos.

YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING JINX IT!!!

Carlsberg Elephant. I expect weirdness.

When I realized that I get pissed off at young peoples' hair styles. #notjoking

Cubs and Brewers are having a hell of a fight over who wants to lose more right now.

Webber is really low-key as an analyst but is always smart.

Yeah, Vlade was certainly a big part of it (huge) but the whole team was labeled "floppers" at the time. I just appreciated the real talk from C-Webb.

Anyone else catch Chris Webber saying that he played for a team known for flopping and that Griffin is too good for that? He went on to say you get no respect playing like that. What a moment of candor. The early-2000s Kings were the floppingest floppers that ever flopped. (They still got jobbed against the Lakers…

So the Spurs are going to beat LeBron's team for the championship again, right?

I can't wait for the day-two draft grades to start getting posted, y'all.

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I never have any idea. Ted Thompson is hard to read, but it's worked so well I don't argue.

The last two beers in my fridge and a cheap bottle of pinot noir mixed with exhaustion — making my draft viewing experience pretty excellent.