The hell is he wearing on his head? Do they make Confederate chef’s hats?

I’m surprised by all the commenters here that seem to think that helicopters are held in the air by some sort of unbreakable magical force. It’s a miracle of physics those things fly at all, let alone weighted down with tones of liquid. A drone can and will send a helicopter into a fiery crash if it contacts the…

How fucking narcissistic do you have to be to have two families? As hard as I try I’ll never understand people.

This might make Frank happier than anything else that transpired tonight.

The guy gets let go from his job and you're pissed he didn't respond to your email? The fuck is wrong with you?

I rigged jury? What's he the Teflon Don? Oh wait, the state couldn't/didn't even rig jury against him. This guy's got serious delusions of grandeur.

I bet you it had something to do with the years of child molestation that occurred there. Hilarious!

Army soldiers drinking and causing a ruckus? I cannot believe that!

Not a sports personalty but a few years back I heard Joe Mande on a podcast talking about how much fun it was to troll people on twitter. He said something like "so and so only has 20K followers so I know he sees the tweets I send to him." So I looked and at that time Mande didn't have that many followers so I decided…

A certain Bleacher Report writer took a tweet that I sent to him, used it as part of an article later that day — not as a linked tweet or quote but in the body of the post — and then blocked me for no reason.

So what? Now those fans fan get to go spend that money at the souvenir and concession stands. Everyone wins.

why does "deadspin" hate my team so much .....?

I don't get the sickening part of it?

- Arizona

I want to care about hockey so much, but you could sprinkle it bacon bits and bottles of Modelo and I still wouldn't.

AMERICAN PARADES YOU JERK!

And here come the Raftery haters. I do not understand these people. They probably hate parades and fireworks too. Probably commies.

How the fuck did Beer Snobs only get a 10 seed on the Bitchy Bracket?

At least two more nights away from Fargo. I'd celebrate too.

Thanks Obama.