I poorly tried to start one down below. But also this.

This?

Guys in the first clip deserve at least a one game ban.

So what's her story? She's 23 and someone once broke up with her? Riveting.

Just realized that I never once approved an account. Seems like a waste now. Anyone want to go back and approve all the pink comments in old Tebow posts?

White people do need sleep though.

That is an incomplete (and incorrect) answer, sir.

Tell me about your favorite sandwich and I'll tell you how wrong you are.

another good old one.

here...

And this is proof that your buddy with the 26.2 sticker on the back of his Audi is full of shit.

He's just going to have to vacate the title anyway when the investigation into impermissible calls to the dogs is finished.

The Elks Club is going to be hopping this weekend!

Does Red Robin count as a fast food burger? Because Red Robin is the bees knees. There is a Five Guys and a Red Robin near each other a few miles from me and although Five Guys is good I'll pick RR every time.

I'll take places without hipsters for 500, Alex?

Cake is a perfect example of an underrated band. Everyone has heard of them but they're no ones favorite band. But, goddamn, they are good.

That's why the first few rounds kind of suck. Sure, you get some exciting matches but you NEVER get that kind of blow-out in the second week.

Sure, everyone knows who these guys are but they should have had 5 or 6 gold albums. I think they are majorly underrated.

Underrated Bands DUAN

But ... I've spent the last 45 minutes perfecting my Saved by the Bell DUAN post. You seriously want to rob the world of all of those Screech Powers jokes?