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I was actually just reading about New Glarus the other day and apparently they used to sell it in Northern Illinois. But then their supplier tried making them pay a huge fee to continue selling it there and they were all like 'fuck you.' They were already having trouble keeping up with demand from WI alone and only…

I caught it on FSN and watched the post-game wait/celebration on TV too. I kept reading that Uecker was in legendary form tonight. I should have turned on the radio instead. The man literally lives for this stuff now. He is an American treasure.

Ha! I did too, but they did make the playoffs the second year that site was around. It's funny you bring that up. I was just asking tonight on twitter if anyone knew what happened to those bloggers. They haven't updated it in two years.

I just ran out of New Glarus Brewery's Spotted Cow (you can't get it outside of WI and you should be very sad about that) and now I'm digging into a sixer of Bell's Oberon. Tonight is a good night.

Ryan Braun earned himself the NL MVP tonight and the Brewers clinched their first division title since Reagan was still a rookie president. Tonight is wonderful.

Jesus, that makes me nostalgic. I haven't even seen a graham cracker in like 20 years. It's kind of amazing you still eat the same snack you ate as a kid. I used to eat cinnamon toast or banana and peanut butter on toast a few times a week. I haven't eaten a banana in like 10 years either. Is it obvious I don't have…

You know you are dangerously close to losing any semblance of sense of humor and starting to tag posts with #trollpatrol, right?

Yup.

That shot of Merchant's face has got to become the subject a Photoshop contest.

They were probably after his lifetime supply of HP mobile devices.

It's not fair to include The Bloodhound Gang in this thread because they are obviously satire and really, really good too. I have spent many a car drive enjoying One Fierce Beer Coaster over the years. Good driving music.

I did not. Not that I was cool or anything in the 7th grade but even then I thought Kriss Kross was lame. I once got punched by a kid in homeroom for saying that New Kids on the Block sucked.

Well, I loved that Vanilla Ice album when it came out and I was 12. Do you have a similar excuse?

Somehow this missed the cut too?

Apparently a number of Fresno State football players have been implicated in a scam involving food stamps/EBT cards. I can't wait to hear what Jason Whitlock has to say about this. I'm sure that everyone will remain calm and say intelligent things while debating this.

Deadspin — it was so much better before Leitch ruined it.

That is exactly how my grandfather went.

That's crazy. I've always had the exact opposite experience with StubHub—all their ridiculous fees aside. I went to the Packers - Cardinals playoff game a few years ago and sat like ten rows up for $110. I got tickets for the Badgers in Hawaii two years ago for like $10 a ticket. And I went to an early-season Brewers…

The original The Amityville Horror when I was a young kid. That shit stayed with me for years. Poltergeist had a similar effect on me. Why the hell did my dad show me those movies so young?