Weird that a 36-year-old guy that is generally disliked by all who know him couldn't get a chance in the league after only four years away.

I'd like to smash the Arby's 'It's Good Mood Food' guy's head with a cinder block.

*hugs*

Why'd you spell it all weird?

I watched the first two episodes of season two and never watched it again. I have no idea why. I have to get around to it some time.

Have you seen Party Down? Someone recommended it to me when I had surgery back in January and the first season is pretty damn funny.

Corona with lime.

Just another typical athlete with messed up priorities.

But in reality polar bears drive like this while black/brown bears drive like this.

But in reality polar bears drive like this while black/brown bears drive like this.

Fact: Preseason football is the worst thing in the world. Much, much worse than any war or disease could ever hope to be.

I work for an airline.

That happens almost every day somewhere. Usually it's just a failure of the landing gear sensors and not the landing gear itself. But you don't know until it lands so it is treated seriously. The local news just fucking loves to over-dramatize anything that goes on at the airport. I was actually lecturing new…

You can't say shit on the air. Don't worry, nobody is watching anyway.

Was she more "disappointed in you than angry?"

You do realize that you described the absolute perfect evening in number one to just about everyone over the age of thirty who is reading this, right? So the fact that you picked the second one means you made the right decision. Enjoy it while you can, brother.

LOVE those Fat Wreck Cord compilation albums. They were only like $4.99 too. I bought 4 or 5 of them.

<3's Bad Religion.

I was just messing around with you anyway. I started liking punk in around 1990 and got into a lot of the 80's stuff. I stopped liking new punk in 1999 or so. Pop-punk can lick my balls, especially that early 2000's Sum 41 or Blink 182 shit.

Oh, come one. Why does everyone gush over that 70's British stuff? There have been like 500 good punk bands since then. Sure, they were a great band but that's like posting a Deep Purple song in a heavy metal thread. Yes, they were a great band and technically early heavy metal, but the world didn't end with them.