Punk DUAN!?

Try softly stroking your chin with your head slightly canted to the side while deep in thought and you'll be sold on the goat, my friend. Try pulling that with a bald chin and you just look (and feel) like a fool.

AFI used to good. Or maybe I just got older and they didn't

Just saw this. Thanks for asking. I'm getting there. The doctors still aren't sure why my tendons haven't healed but it isn't the end of the world.

I sent you an electronic mail.

Excuse me, I do not have any cats. Don't include me in with all of those losers. My hamsters, on the other hand, are cool and reenact civil war battles. You cannot show me a cat who understands and appreciates historic civil war reenactments.

I bought an authentic Nike Gary Payton purple Milwaukee Bucks jersey this past spring for like $20 on eBay. If you wait a bit ex-players jerseys become retro. As long as you wait a year or two to wear it, it's more than okay.

#90srap

This is what I feel like hearing right now, with the intro. I love this intro.

Even with the perpetrators caught many of the gang's victims are said to still be "shaken, not stirred."

It gets better...

That's funny. When I was a young kid and my dad made a short-lived attempt at being a good Catholic he used to drag me and my brother to mass and I specifically remember the priest making comments about getting mass over so everyone could get home to watch the Packers at noon. And this church was actually in Michigan…

I saw Tom Arnold on a flight last night. He asked me to put his carry-on bag in the bin. That is all.

Wow, that's baaaaad.

Parts of this story seem unbelievable to me. Mainly the part where Darius Miles in only 29-years-old?

One of the problems with that list is that a number of those bands aren't really even punk. They were something else, something before punk. At least not punk in my eyes.

Yes, that list is ridiculous. How can you go from a list of all classic "punk" bands to a band that essentially stopped being punk 20 years ago. It's like they didn't realize any years existed except for 1978 and 1992. Rolling Stone is a terrible fucking magazine though. The only way I could imagine a worse…

You know we're serious about doin' some charity when we put on our soft cotton tees.

Sorry to say, but the original 'most interesting man in the world' was Fernando Lamas.

You may laugh but, Michael Bublé. He's sold millions of records, has a great voice (something I wish I had), and women absolutely melt around him. Plus, he's Canadian so he's probably nicer than me as well. That dude's got a good life.