That's fucked up too. God, I've seen all the old ones at least three times each.

You're like my age, how the fuck does one go over 30 years without ever seeing Star Wars? How is that even possible?

When asked by reporters if he was upset by Ramirez's apparent unwillingness to hustle Mckeon said, "I don't care what the kids are doing in the clubs these days. I'm here to focus on the baseball field."

DJ 3K is also the name of the guy David Duke hired to spin records at his first wedding.

When I was about 12 or so I remember visiting with my dad a hunting camp in MI whose inner walls were completely covered in old scratch-off tickets. It wasn't a huge place but the main room was at least like 20X30. I remember the guy who owned the place telling me he had garbage bags full of old tickets that he didn't…

No way. That comment doesn't have his crazy-ass sentence structure or enough commas or random punctuation.

I always just ended up deleting his PMs after a few fruitless minutes of unsuccessfully trying to figure what the fuck he was talking about. Fucking weird and random.

I think I'd like to come back as a sea otter because have you ever seen an otter that wasn't having the time of its life? Otters always have fun.

Oh, sorry, I meant I'm sorta old. I didn't mean to imply that I'm as old as you. Let's not get crazy here.

Watching The Empire Strikes Back on Spike on bit of a delay on my DVR while I finish all of the beer in my place. Also, I'm old.

Bored DUAN but Kool Keith is pretty fuckin' cool DUAN.

American sports fans love a young phenom, even if he isn't American.

I understand where you're coming from. I always really respected Grohl for writing and playing all of the pieces from the first Foo Fighters album and I liked their music but I wasn't a huge fan. I'm into a lot of their early songs but I don't own any of the albums. I like the acoustic, best-of Skin and Bones album a…

Shit, I copied the wrong link. I meant to post this song. They're both goddamn good though, but this one is better.

Anyone who follows me on twitter knows I won't shut the fuck up about this album but I too am wasting a Friday night raging to music instead of doing something social. But this song is fuckin' great.

Yeah, no grab ass. What about me?

Ha!

A man's got needs. I do not have the steely reserve of, say, a Governor or something.