The "wide white majority" sadly is probably a good description of America.

But if I didn't take a few showers every day how could I have Towel Mountain in the corner of the bathroom?

I once (long ago) stayed in a hotel with a bunch of friends during spring break in Myrtle Beach. One of the guys picked up a waitress and took her into the bathroom for some "private time." They ended up falling over while trying to do it standing up and broke the toilet in half. There was water everywhere. We got the…

Ding!

Is there anything better than trashing a hotel room? I don't mean causing permanent damage but just making a huge mess that you don't have to clean up.

Is your friend Hank Hill?

What do Tyler Hamilton and Extra-Strength Tylenol have in common?

Not sure who made that a thing recently but they mentioned it on Sports Show with Norm McDonald a few days before here. It's funny how things get noticed by the internet at large all at once even if it's years later.

So you're saying that he woke up with a personal problem today?

Someone should have asked the Greater Man if it was time for this.

Incubus: Has there even been a band that went from cool and kind of original to radio-friendly sellout pussies in a shorter amount of time? I think not.

How about Got Villains?

I'm pretty sure the D and N are silent.

I'm using the same Palm phone I've had for the last 18 months or so and I can't get the full site on it anymore either. If you figure something out let me know.

Ha.

This is how Terrence Cody pictures the world when he closes his eyes.

IMO Hyundai—and Kia for that matter—beat out all the comparable manufacturers with their warranty and extras right now. Hyundai has a 5-year/60K bumper to bumper vs. Nissan's 3-year/36K. That's a whole extra two years without the worry of car repair bills. And they have a 10-year/100K powertrain. Plus Hyundai has…

This blog post is quite a surprise considering the first 260 were all just about oats.

I have two words: Cheese Curds. For those of you who do not live in an area that serves these small, crispy golden nuggets of delight I pity you. There are few things in this world that can rival the sheer pleasure of deep-fried and breaded hunks of cheese.

@Sharting @SavetoFavorites RoboCop is really campy which is as close to terrible as I get with movies. But it is pretty good, isn't it? Really, really campy fun.