I'm a huge Dirk fan and always have been since my Bucks drafted him and traded him away. He's certainly a first-ballot Hall of Famer but he's probably on the 4th or 5th all-time NBA team. He just does one thing really, really well—shoot. He doesn't play much defense and he's never averaged more than 9.9 RPG as a 7…

If he ends up winning a ring or two I think he's in the top 20 or 30. If not, who knows? He might go down as a great talent who could never elevate his game enough to win the big one. And I thinks he's too one-dimensional to crack the top 15.

Ha. Every time I think about hobos and Colorado I remember the time my buddy who lives there was peeing into a bush near Coors Field and a bum angrily stuck his head out from the shrubbery.

I was just in CO over the weekend and I was talking to a guy and told him I was from WI. He said "Oh man, you guys got Cousins Subs all over the place there don't you? We used to have one here and it closed. I ate there all the time." Things, especially food, seem to get a hell of a lot better when you don't have…

Erbert & Gerbert's and is another WI-based chain throughout the Midwest that makes a damn good sub. Their bread always tastes like the homemade stuff my mom used to bake when I was a kid to me.

Cousins is pretty damn good for how cheap they are. They usually have a few varities of 7" subs for $2.99. Plus they have french fries to go along with their subs if you really want to be a fat ass.

Holy crap, you guys are right, it's fuckin' good. I'm halfway through streaming the album as we speak. I might even buy it. And I've never been much a of Beastie Boys fan before either.

I have a friend who dug a 10-foot deep hole in his parent's backyard as a Mother's Day gift many years ago. When he showed his mother her present she asked "Why would you dig a hole in our backyard? How could you possibly think that I would want this?" And he told his mother that the hole wasn't her gift. Her gift was…

Well, that's a little girl caliber to go along with a little girl color.

So I was debating whether or not I should tell that story because White said some dumb, ignorant shit during his days but really I think he had a good heart but it doesn't make his actions any better. And I'm also a Packers fan and have a hard time hating one of the most our most popular players ever. So I'm a bit…

I have a Reggie White story that would probably make you hate him a little less but I'll keep it to myself and let you stay angry.

Incubus.

I couldn't get past the first 18 seconds. Please tell me that they referred to their town as Illwaukee.

That's why I always just borrow my cars from the free ones people leave running in the front of grocery stores, gas stations, etc. Then I drive them into a lake or river a few days later for someone else to use.

How about "Are You Going To Spend The Whole Fuckin' Night Looking At Your Cell Phone?"

It's a glitch in the matrix.

Cmon what? It's not like you gave out your social security number or anything. I was just saying I'm from the same place.

I may or may not have lived in the Marinette "area" at some point in the past as well.

Reggie Bush had his feelings hurt tonight.