We're getting dangerously close to tens if thousands of fantasy owners not getting fucked over next year by drafting that hotshot rookie RB too early.

Needs more scantily clad women fanning Jerry with giant palm fronds.

Jon Gruden should teach preschoolers. He'd do wonders for their self esteem and he already knows all of his shapes and colors.

Telling it how it is? You're fired!

I don't even notice that. It just adds to the suspense for me. Then again, I grew up watching and playing basketball. I never played hockey and never had a team. I'm not knocking the NHL at all because I have been watching the playoffs and they've been great. The NBA has been great too.

I know much has been made here about the NHL playoffs being great this year but the NBA games have been outstanding too. The Spurs - Griz game was great tonight and this Nuggets - OKC match-up is awesome. Yay, sports!

This makes me so appreciative that I quit buying into the whole oral hygiene conspiracy back in the 90's.

Donald Trump has done this country a great service, Owen. He got the national media to stop talking about Sarah Palin and Michele Bachamnn for a few minutes.

Yeah, Superjail is one of the better newer shows on Adult Swim in a while. Love that theme song. It's hard to believe how long Adult Swim has been on-the-air now. It's been like 10 years.

I heard they're unavailing a new kind of cheese fries at the stadium this season too?

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Sony's "new, more secure location." Hackers will never get by these new security measures.

Well, at least they didn't just ruin the best part of the upcoming Bills season.

Ha! Yeah, I figured that much. I meant I didn't know if their team was all Mexican players or if there would be European or American players who might be used to those types of temperatures. That might not even matter. Unless we're talking about an Inuit person anyone who spends a while in warm climates is not going…

So I don't know anything about Moneterrey or their league (or soccer for that matter) but this might seriously end up being the coldest game many of their players have ever played in, right? According to the NWS it's supposed to drop below 35°F tonight in SLC.

You're right, your "smart" crowd remark should have given me pause. A smart crowd could pass Geometry 101. Hell, they might even get a bit into Trig without too much trouble.

The problems with that is—and Taser knows this—that crowds of people are really, really bad at angles and such. Most angry mobs would fail remedial geometry.

It's basically a non-lethal claymore mine right down to the "this way to enemy" writing.

That's what I meant up there. They played one whole album on each day as I understand it. I would have loved to have gone but I'm too old for that kind of shit now.

"I didn't touch it... don't even like reality."