That White Zombie album always reminds me of the first SOAD album for some reason even though they were some years apart. Weird. Both good, though.

If you could be on any classic TV game show in history what would it be?

Shit! I knew I should have cashed out the $3.67 I have left in my Full Tilt Poker account from 5 years ago.

Just thought you'd like to know that Yuni committed a two-base throwing error in the 10th then failed to hold the runner on base leading to a steal of third base which cost the Brewers their game tonight.

Leinenkugel's has been good to me over the last few weeks so I'm going with it. Trying to see if I can polish off a Summer Sampler 12-pack tonight.

What the fuck's a stamp?

What are the chances that the "family friend" just had poor timing and wanted to say that line to the famous guy and didn't even realize how it would be taken. It's like Adam Scott's character on Party Down, where everyone wanted to yell his catch phrase "Are we having fun yet?" at him. It would be similar if they…

I'm just finishing up last night's episode on my DVR but I can tell you already, I'm a fan. Norm McDonald is a treasure.

I didn't think of that but that's got to be what's going on, right? I haven't been here all that much lately but I've seen 3 or 4 morons be openly hostile towards the ninjas without repercussion. And not even funny while doing it, just dumb. What the fuck is up with that?

I sat between two sleeveless Eastern Europeans who, I could tell from the odors, had obviously just finished up with a backpacking trip and proceeded to argue loudly as if I wasn't there for the entire fight from Denver to Chicago. Between the terrible smells and the noise it was one of the worst flight I was ever on.

Good for him, knock that smug rent-a-cop down a few pegs. I'm sure he had it coming to him; making $9 an hour while keeping those kids from having the real fun they so richly deserve and have worked so hard for.

I still have a few Summer Shandys as well. I might have one next. Oberon is damn good, if you're close enough to MI to get it you should.

How about the best advice my father ever gave me? He once told me "never put anything off until tomorrow that you can do today." Unfortunately I do not live by that credo like he does. Our respective yearly salaries will attest to that fact.

No way man, it would be more like 20% — at best.

Two words: Michael Biehn.

Well, happy birthday to Mrs_U.

Love Sapporo. I once got really drunk off the large bottles of Sapporo and got into a huge political argument with my dad at the bar of a Japanese steakhouse. It was actually quite fun.

Leinenkugel's Sunset Wheat. Because, well, it's a Tuesday.

Yeah, he should have carefully combed his mustache and put on a denim shirt, vest and jacket — like a regular human being.

Anything anyone does in an automobile within five miles of me while I am driving.