The pink comments seem to go in streaks. Sometimes there are just tons of them and they are terrible and sometimes most of them are pretty good. Remember, even the most hilarious starred commenter was pink at one point. At least everyone is trying though.

You might as well just ask if you're over 30 or not. Basically the same thing.

Ha! You asked "how are you" so I figured I'd answer.

My brother talked me into going to a casino after we went to the Brewers/Cubs game and I walked out with two months worth of rent; my brother actually won a bit more than I did. So I am just freakin' awesome.

I just was subjected to a seemingly endless Greg Norman infomercial for Sandals resorts on the four letters. Now I want to level the Bahamas.

YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!!!!

I dated a chick for four years that called conversations a "convo" — longest four years of my life.

She did seem to be using that railing for balance so that would certainly not eliminate Britney.

The problem was he got drunk and they didn't give him room. He was trying to turn the party out and was saying something about "my motherfuckin' house."

The PGA players would just crush the muni and would end up waiting for you the entire time. The same thing would happen at Augusta (the waiting not the crushing) but at least you'd have a once-in-a-lifetime experience to go with it.

What she was dancing to? I'll bet any old music will do.

Ha! I went with good guys who I don't see very often and had a great time despite my soberness. I was just trying to start a conversation in the usual dead #duan.

Yeah, and it was $2 beer night but I couldn't drink because I had my car and a 30 mile drive home. I won't make that mistake again, bumming a ride next time.

I went to a Low-A ball minor league game tonight in 43° weather and just missed a bratwurst from the "brat cannon" by about 5 feet. What did you do that was so special?

I think I said this once before but this dude's crib must have been just covered in like six layers of lead paint.

I was just screwing with you, man.

I promise I won't harass the umpire anymore ... as long as that fuckin' bum gets the call right.

I've always wondered what it looks like inside there. It really is a marvel isn't it?

Have you ever gone to a game at Miller Park? I really hesitate to go if the Cubs are in town. The Chicago fans can just be so ignorant and hateful, and it's like they think they can act any way they want when they're in the "lesser" town. Like when an older brother goes out of his way to be a dickhead to his younger…

You're really lousy at "lurking." Then again, you're probably one hell of a lurker in real life.