I don't understand how you have sex with the robot seal. That is why the Japanese make robots isn't it?

Ha!

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I guess, if anything, this makes me appreciate sports. If life is fair anywhere, it's on the court, because this certainly isn't.

Yeah, nothing really from the 80's or 90's is worth anything. They just flooded the market back then and made way too many. My Dad actually held on to some of his cards from when he was a kid and split them up among me and my brother about 15 years ago. So I got some Mantle cards and Reggie Jackson's rookie card and a…

I've seen alot of those but I'm sure I have that Tom Henke card in a box in my closet.

I still have almost every card I got as a kid but my favorite set it the '87 Topps with woodgrain boarders. They are worth nothing but I have the complete set (along with a lot of late-80's early-90's sets) and I just really have fond memories of those cards.

I also sent an email with an address with this name on it.

This just in: Jordan Taylor is pretty good.

I would be in.

Come for the fast-paced action, stay for the cholera!

Speaking of Sam Rockwell, did you get around to seeing Safe Men yet?

The commercials are just brutal right now.

Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick. I wonder if they're going to bury it in a hole in the ground.

Barstool (which I just found out existed 10 minutes ago) is kicking Deadspin's ass on Facebook. So they got that going for them, which is nice.

Want to hear a fun fact? The vast majority of those band members were in diapers when that album was released.

Throw in a naked Abraham Lincoln and I'm right there with you.

Quick, someone get this man a toaster oven to disassemble!

All of you that don't live in Wisconsin should be thankful (like you already aren't) that you are not being inundated with political commercials on both sides of this union mess like we are here. If I didn't already, I now hate both sides equally. Quit interrupting my basketball enjoyment with your end-of-the-world…

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