You are a very good-natured guy, man.

Have you seen his pic? I think the rest is pretty self-explanatory.

If any city ever didn't deserve the team that fell into their laps it's Miami this year. They are just beyond pathetic. I've ranted about this ad nauseum on twitter before but with the exception of the Dolphins and sometimes the Buccaneers what pro team does the state of Florida support/deserve?

I've watched so few movies in the last five years it's actually pathetic. I can't remember the last time I saw a film that was nominated, No Country For Old Men probably. Nothing ever looks interesting to me anymore. I don't know what's changed, movies or me, but something has.

I am "at" a significantly less successful place than that. But comments like those make me forget about all that and feel better.

You pull up old pics and bitch like high school queefs.

I feel like the world was robbed of something special today. What could have been.

A world of pain...

But his toe was over the line. Am I the only one who gives a shit about the rules?

This probably isn't the kind of hype the Phillies expected when they acquired Mr. Gillies.

I ran into this same problem yesterday on my phone since they've removed the "classic view" button from the mobile site for some reason. (Temporarily I hope.) Even if you manually enter in the full site's address you get taken to m.deadspin.com, right? HofC suggested I use this link on twitter and it worked for me.

For the first time I actually feel some empathy for one of these guys. Josh's situation was just horrible.

I'm thinking this guy has a bit too many digits in his 40 time to get Al Davis' attention. Ironic isn't it.

How dare you take Rick Simon's name in vain.

Reggie Miller wishes he'd have thought of this. #timely

I love the Halloween concerts you and the rest of Gwar put on.

I like the dry brown kind.

It's a school night, everyone's fast asleep.

The 43-day tournament runs through April 2.

Too bad he wasn't three steps ahead of everyone else when they were standing on the yacht.