I was perusing the the Netflix reviews for Safe Men, one of my favorite movies, when I came across this gem.

@Gamboa Constrictor: Man, I thought the same thing. That does seem alot more like an established commenter trying some shtick on new account. If not, and that's someone trying to get their first account approved, they're missing the mark pretty badly. It's like open mike night at the Kige Ramsey household.

Depending on his performance tomorrow, you think there's any chance Clay Matthews gets the cover? He's certainly similar to Polamalu in his impact on his team. With his performance over the season and all the publicity he's gotten during the playoff is he high profile enough? He would probably be cheaper than any…

Sorry if this has been mentioned but what the hell is going on with Oregon's court? How long have they had that crap painted on the court? Are they pine trees? It looks like flood damage.

@Always Winning: Dude, ask him something. His answers are just awesome.

I see a red dork and I want to paint him black.

@WhynotstartYunieveryday: MLB does not have a multi-billion dollar television deal split equally among all of it's teams. If the NFL ran itself like baseball my team would have either folded or moved like fifty years ago.

@KidDelicious: This is what I'm going to try tonight, thanks.

@All Over But The Sharting:

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: I'm an ex-smoker who is now staunchly anti-smoking. I'm pretty fuckin' obnoxious about it.

@FavreFAIL: NetFlix doesn't allow for streaming of any of the hits though, so your first 4 are out.

@Steve U: I've heard a few people say good things about that show and since it is one of the few that you can stream I'll check it out.

@WashingtonForeskins: Thanks, but that's one of the few things I did watch. As well as all the other FX comedies. Great show though.

Bored DUAN:

@Clamps: That's the spirit!

@AC_Greens_Virginity: They've had a ton of injuries this year as well. As fas as Maggette, he wasn't supposed to be anything more than the 6th man this year but they've been forced to play him due to all the front-court injuries. I wasn't a big fan of that signing either though.

@AC_Greens_Virginity: A Bucks fan. This has been a...difficult year to say the least. High hopes to start the season.

@AC_Greens_Virginity: You're not the only one watching...

@AustraliansDontDrinkFosters: The O.C.? Yeah, that's embarrassing. I'd make some sort of wise crack but this is a judgement-free zone right here.

For some reason all mentions of Super Bowl commercials now make me think of that Go Daddy spot where everyone rushes from the TV to the guys laptop to watch Danica Patrick unzip her suit like 3 inches. Great, now I want to go on a rampage with a claw hammer.