@crazyjoedavola: The first season of Jackass was hilarious, especially the stuff from the Big Brother videos.

@All Over But The Sharting: Yes, it is funny. I always figured that drugs would make the show funnier but never tested the theory. Now that I've spent the last 4 days in a painkiller induced haze I can tell you that they do indeed greatly improve the show's enjoyability. I am laughing hysterically between terrible…

I've got something embarrassing to admit. I like Wipeout and I'm watching it right now. This makes me a terrible human being doesn't it?

@Gourmet Spud: ROFLMAO

They should be using that fan and towel to clean up all the coal dust that is apparently still covering the town.

Another Chris Carter that will be remembered for his hands.

So basically they want to turn the UNLV campus into a mall and oh, yeah...they'll build a stadium too. Sounds like the future to me.

Wrigley better look broken enough for the Chicago media of there's going to be hell to pay.

@Cyrus_the_virus: No shit, that's twice today. Although my wavelength is heavily sedated with Vicodin.

@AirBratz23: Nice.

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: I woke up because they woke me up. They were done with the surgery but I was so wrecked it was a good two hours before I was all there.

Anesthesia/Nightmare DUAN:

@UweBollocks: Nice.

Letting the other team tear right through you or getting bombed from long distance, that is what's known as Maginot Defense.

@UweBollocks: Quitting smoking helped immensely for me. The difference is like night and day. I started getting hangovers almost anytime I drank in my early-20's. Now that I quit smoking I can drink to a good buzz and not get a hangover as long as I get some sleep. If I go on a bender though it's totally different;…

@tastes_like_burning: My prediction: Djokovic wins in 4 sets. Murray is good but Djokovic is the best player in the world this week.

Is anyone else watching this Australian Open final? If you're awake you should be.

@Rare Endangered Vuvuzela: Okay, I'll play. Was listening to this today while I was out hitting up the used games stores looking for something new.

@wyomingcowboyup: Foley's character was from Wisconsin on News Radio, or at least his character was supposed to have been raised there.

@BarbarobicsInstructor: Djokovic as well. I'm no tennis expert but from what I've seen Novak has been the best player this tournament.