@Murray Hewitt: You're probably cheaper than a snowblower anyway.

@FIFA-Thespian-Federation: Done!

@UweBollocks: Onyx & Biohazard FTW!

@The_Night_Man_Cometh: +1

@UweBollocks: Holy shit, I was literally just typing that before I decided to click on replies.

I just saw a DVD in line at the grocery store called The Situation's Ab Workout. It claimed to teach you the Situation's "secrets" to perfect abs. I'll save you all some time, it's mainly cocaine and steroids.

@FavreFAIL: For the current guys I like Demetri Martin. His show is so-so but I love his standup.

@Hatey McLife: It's easier (and generally an even worse idea) than drunk texting.

@FavreFAIL: Steven Wright.

Excellent.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Okay, I'm in. Someone approve me quick. You never know how long these things will last.

Beemear

@Murray Hewitt: So my brown star joke pretty much fell flat on it's face there didn't it?

@David Hume: I never really thought of it like that. Women's tennis is total crap compared to the men's game but not anywhere near the level of basketball. I would literally rather die than watch women's basketball. Women's tennis is at least somewhat compelling.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: My favorite is the Top 50 Collisions and Ejections on the Speed Channel. It gets a bit gory and depressing after a while.

@Murray Hewitt: What color star are we talking about? Because I think I have any number of links that will satisfy your request.

@CBronsonSmile: G-g-g-ghost idiots!

A catapult the fires weed, and there's video? This literally would have been better than porn for a 15-year-old t_l_b.

IHOP. Come Hungry - Leave in an Ambulance.

It makes you wonder... Am I going to be next?