@Gary Oakland Athletics: If it makes you feel any better it was actually won in a contest by a gay family member and given to me because it didn't fit them.

@Gary Oakland Athletics: Girl hair? More like the flowing locks of a Greek god.

And finally Michigan embraces Rich Rod.

@Always Winning: I just got home from points unknown and I'm having a bit of trouble figuring out exactly how sarcastic you were being here.

@Always Winning: @Murray Hewitt: @Red Ned: I've always been a "fuck it I don't need instuctions for microwavable food" type of guy. All packaging gets removed and I just cook that shit until it starts popping.

@Red Ned: Yuck, merchant I guess. Our symbol was a big purple anchor but we didn't have a mascot as far as I remember. High school is pretty hazy for me.

@Red Ned: If you're talking about total garbage food that you only eat when hammered it's mac & cheese with hotdogs cut up into it for me. That's the kind of food you only remember cooking when you find the empty dish on the coffee table in the morning but goddamn it's good at 3am.

@Red Ned: My high school's mascot was the Marines. The town next to mine was called the Maroons.

@Gamboa Constrictor: The UP, huh? Can I ask where? That is close to my neck of the woods.

@Canabian: Welcome to Gawker TV, everyone's a star there! You should take that as a challenge and bring some consistently funny shit to all the sites and start earning stars.

@Gamboa Constrictor: Really, you should try it. There are alot of intersting posts on the other sites and some even have true night posts. Although Deadspin consistently has funny commenters it doesn't have all the consistently funny commenters.

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: I have to admit, I thought this as well.

@Phintastic: Facebook is alot like the Fox network, comedy is an epic failure there, it's all about the drama. I tried the funny route as well. The actual people I chose to associate got it, the rest it just stopped being worth explaining to. As much as I love listening to how great and also horrible the same person's…

@Phintastic: It's all in fun. You're only as old as you look. That's all that is important, looks.

@Walk Off HBP: She was hot in There's Something About Mary, really hot actually. Time waits for no (wo)man I guess.

@Phintastic: You hit the nail right on the head. Facebook has made reunions pointless. You are probably "friends" with every single person from your class now anyway and know eveything about them whether you like it or not. My 15 will be this summer and I can't imagine that I'll be going. What's the point?

@Phintastic: thos smug bastardz at youtube wont no wat hit em

@CBronsonSmile: You made me think of something. I have a PS3 and of course I'll be on Deadspin and also Twitter. I might even get to read a post during the day and not hours after it's written.

@Walk Off HBP: I actually did it at work so they have to pay for all the medical costs and I'm still getting paid. Workers comp in my state only has to pay like 66% but it's tax free so it's I'm not getting screwed too badly. Plus, since I'm hourly and have been at my job for a long time I have alot of sick hours to…

@CBronsonSmile: Oh ya, I did see that. You hurt it while being taunted by some sort of harpy, correct? The doc says that they are going to put me in a hard cast about a week after the surgery for about 6-7 weeks. Then it's a walking boot for another 6-7 if all goes well. Then I get to go into an aircast but at least…