@Forte_Oz._To_Freedom: Who the hell schedules a wedding during the Super Bowl?

Who wants to see more of the belt celebration?

@Body By Bacardi: Did you let them know how good your 9 iron is?

@DrJamesAndrews: Thank you.

@Walk Off HBP: As a little kid? The Killer Bees. As a just a young kid? The Undertaker. Love that intro music.

@JohnKruksLastNut: Now this, this is someone who understands the law of "Who Dealt It."

Because of SNL tonight... Man, I love the banjo in this song. I never loved a banjo before.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: DANNY FAHKIN' WOODHEAD!!!

@Phintastic: Dammit. Next time I'll add "Spoiler Alert." Then I will break my own nose for writing the words "spoiler alert."

@Da Mang: New Orleans hasn't seen anything as porous as the Saints defense tonight since the levees burst.

Is anyone going to watch the NFL anymore this year? Now that both Mannings are out of it I see no reason. At least we'll have their dozens and dozens of commercials to keep us warm at night.

@UweBollocks:

@Prick Top: I've still got 3 cans that are looking for a good home. I'd mail them to you if I wasn't pretty sure that it's illegal.

@Bevraj of Choice: That was basically the first and certainly my last foray into the world of alcoholic energy drinks. I'm pretty sensitive to whatever the hell they put into that shit anyway so I don't know what I was thinking.

@WhynotstartYunieveryday: I did spend most of yesterday wishing for death.

@hugesunglasses: I don't know. I guess I knocked it off the counter when I decided to go to sleep on my kitchen floor. Since I was laying in it and all.

@UweBollocks: I bought a few the watermelon and fruit punch back before they got banned for the hell of it. I choked down both kinds that night.

@Walk Off HBP: I had already had 9-10ish beers. I had a half day on Friday so I was all in. I have no memory of anything after about half a can. Apparently I drank two and a half. First and last time for that.

@Prick Top: No, but I did think it was a good idea to take a vacation day yesterday.

I should have just takens people's word for it that Four Loko is "blackout in a can." Not something I needed to experience on my own.