@Insert Clever Name: That's called stew. I kid, I kid (not really) I'm no foodie. Food is just fuel to me; delicious, salty, fat-ladened fuel.

@tastes_like_burning: If anyone is wondering I still ate about 80 percent of it because that's how I roll. Hey, I had like 5 more hours of work to go.

@All Over But The Sharting: I'm not even sure if these people are Italians. It's certainly not what you'd call a traditional restaurant. It's more of a take-out place with 6-7 tables. It is called Geno's but they looked more Polish to me...

@vodkanaut: This is just a to-go/lunch type restaurant. They serve pizzas and burgers too. I wasn't expecting heaven in a styrofoam box for $7.99. I just wasn't expecting life scarring moment either. This was truely, truely terrible.

@UweBollocks: Just googled it. What the hell is Cincinnati-style chili? Is it sweet? I work with a woman who makes sweet chili—I hate her. People who make chili sweet should be beaten with a hose.

@JohnnyDrinky: Alot of people put a bit of sugar in marinara. I personally don't like it that way but it's not abnormal. This...this was just an abomination.

@All Over But The Sharting: Really, I'm not Italian so what do I know but it was fuckin' overpowering. The entire office smelled like it. It was seriously like candy on top of noodles.

I tried a new Italian restaurant near work today for lunch. I ordered chicken parmesan to go. (Yes, I'm the type of guy that gets chicken parm for lunch. Fuck you for judging.) When I got it back to work I tasted a hint of brown sugar in the marinara and what I'm certain was cinnamon? It was horrible! It was like a…

Pinky or Blinky?

Does anyone know how I can get Michelle Ryan's "pretty" feet off of the top of my screen? I am really, really done with that image.

Hey guys, they sold things to help their families. Their families! Do you hate families? Do you hate America?

@Always Winning: "Suspended" has such a wide range of meanings when you really think about it.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: He's got two hands, one for the each of them. But where does he put his Glock then?

@gulag: Everyone likes to pick apart NFL refs week after week but games like this really make you appreciate how good those guys actually are.

@Gamboa Constrictor: Was just coming here to say the same thing. College refs are just the fucking worst.

@FIFA-Thespian-Federation: (I should read other comments)

@Walk Off HBP: The guy at the gas station told me "you can't win if you don't play." I was sold. Bought a ticket then bought one more so I doubled my chances!

@Steve U: Apparently it isn't on PS3 nor will it be. Too bad, you piqued my curiosity; I love those old platformers.

@Sheed's Bald Spot: It's a good thing that I wreck all my relationships long before marriage comes up.

Virginia is nothing but a bunch of rabid anti-zombites.