So Ryder Cup captain dong is not on par with other athlete dong, Deadspin?

@JohnnyDrinky: nice

The women claim he propositioned them via text message (for a threesome)

@vodkanaut: I actually have each and every episode/movie of Trailer Park Boys ever made on this here laptop I am currently using.

@vodkanaut: Overrated or was it just too mainstream for some? Watched The Hangover in business class on a flight last year and laughed maniacally the entire time.

@vodkanaut: The Hangover was really funny. No reason to be ashamed of funny. But not as funny as Kenny vs. Spenny. How upset are you that they decided to call it quits?

Wow, the Rams really laid an egg tonight. Normally this would be considered a biological abnormality but not with this type of Ram.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: NFC Test, is something you will not face when playing them.

@Gottliebs Cards: This. [twitter.com]

@Maloik: NFC Rest your starters when you play them.

@chicken flava: NFC Weakest?

Has anyone else in the world made an NFC Worst joke yet? No, good, I like being cutting edge.

@Red Ned: How dare you...

Wow, I could have really done without the surprisingly HD quality of that video.

@Prick Top: Jezzys just like to be pissed off. It's like what fuels them or something. And they hate it when anyone gets too close to their yard. Yet, they have absolutely no problem passing judgement and voicing thier unwelcome and ridiculous opinions on any post that catches their attention. Just look at Drew's Peanu…

@Red Ned: I don't know. From what I saw TCU just out played them. Wisconsin couldn't stop the short passing game and TCU made adjustments in their run defense. TCU was the favorite coming in. The Badgers at least beat the spread I believe.

@Red Ned: I DVR'd the Badger game and somehow avoided all news about it at while at work so I could watch it tonight. That was kind of a waste of energy.

@Prick Top: Links or it didn't happen.

The Big Ten? More like the Big Pretend.

@Bevraj of Choice: I completely rolled it 4 months ago while slowing walking laterally on a flat, even surface. I'm quite the athlete.