Congrats on the new gig at UPROXX, Mark—they are lucky to have you! Your voice will be sorely missed here!

My kid. When he was really young, he wanted to be a banana. And he loved the costume so much, he wore it again the next year.

You’re being needlessly facetious, especially since you shared this thread to GT, otherwise I never would have clicked on a Flygirl article. And I thought I asked you a reasonable question, free of judgement about your ESA. If you’re not specifically purchasing a bulkhead seat, you don’t get to assume you’ll be gifted…

Why aren’t you specifically purchasing bulkhead seating when you “tell them about my ESA and mention that they end up putting me in the bulkhead seats.” Because as others have pointed out, bulkheads seating usually costs more, and gets reserved quickly. If you’re not specifically saying “I need to purchase bulkhead…

We might be the same person.

If you were about to turn off the show forever because a child was murdered...this probably isn’t the show for you? Because terrible things happen constantly?

Nope, sorry. I think the data in the article was really interesting, and could have been presented in a more distinct way. Using a fur vest as her beacon of assholishiness, when the vest is pedestrian enough that one of those sad poors could actually afford it? The thrift-store-quirky-girl is just as much of a uniform…

...except the author didn’t say “coveting a fur vest makes you an asshole.” She basically said wearing one does.

I am with this guy—super nice gas station bathrooms thrill me. There's a BP station midway between Cleveland and Columbus, OH...not as next level as the the men's room in the post, but seriously nice. Clinically clean. Fresh smelling. Each stall has a personal sink and hand dryer. The family bathroom's toilets have…

I came to this article for sole purpose of seeing a Pellegrino gif. You did not disappoint, friend.

KEEP MY NAME OFF THE GOOGLES!!

I was hoping someone had posted a pic of this ACTUAL sexy lumberjack...

In all honesty, a lot of the "pregnancy symptoms" you've described are very similar to what I experience...before/during my period. 9 days isn't a huge amt of time to be late. I'd give it another week before you worry, and the hit up your local PP for a test.

I had to check the date on this posting—twice—before I replied, to make sure it wasn't from like, July 2010. The baristas at my Starbucks have been flouting these rules on a daily basis for ages—my favorite has a fire engine-red pixie cut, and has full sleeves. I don't think any of them wear jewelry, but the entire…

I am not-so-secretly hoping that both you and Chimica were on the "music of the night" mailing list run by Ladyghost and that we sent each other Christmas cards. #phan4lyfe

...are you suuuure?

I'm glad to hear that worked for you! I responded to a similar question upthread-I'm not engaging with the unknown. If you had a good gut feeling about your good spirits, awesome. I don't have the same warm fuzzies in my house, and I've never met a person that roared, so...nope. Acknowledgement can also open a door to…

I'm glad you've decided to join the conversation!

In the past few days, I've heard stuff moving around upstairs when I was alone in the house, and a plant in my kitchen was tossed off the window 3 feet into the center of the room. Zoul is a JERK.