A friend just asked me this today! I was telling her about the sounds the other morning when I was home—the first time I've heard things in the daytime, btw—but I do NOT want to engage with something when I don't know what it is, you know? Like, it is my *sincerest* hope that I've got a cantankerous former home owner…

You know what's scarier than my poltergeist? Being a MP grey! Greeeeeyyy, OOOoooOOO!!!

I've briefly mentioned my house on GT before, but here's the whole story! I've lived in my current house for several years, and have always felt the "not quite alone" sensation the whole time I've been here, pretty much from day one. I remember the very first night I spent in the house, I was sitting at my…

...and I'm already sad because the Greyjoy bottle doesn't have a kraken. Not even a squid?!

I bought the Ommegang "Fire & Blood" ale—all three bottles! And I don't like ale!—so I will absofuckinglutely be buying this. Like, in embarrassingly large quantities.

Yikes, haven't used this since I had super short hair & didn't realize it was discontinued! First time I used it, I didn't realize its strength & sprayed in waaaay too much—it was like Elmer's glue until I figured it out, then *perfect* volume & texture. Guess I shouldn't throw out the full bottle in my bathroom…

As of now, that is their plan. It's generally anticipated that they will not have a terribly difficult time finding a buyer, as the spas are extremely well-reviewed & have built-in clienteles. It's the other 6000 or so employees (predominately women) that will be out of work within the month, which makes articles like…

The company is seeking to sell the spas to an outside company, so there is hope yet for your pedicures.

Unnff

Pizza bianca stuffed with mortadella from any little forno in Rome = heaven. Sorry. But we can totally kiss and make up over it in the lasagna bounce house!

L&S was my son's favorite Disney movie when he was very young...and he really liked "Dragon", even though he was, by then, at the too-old-for-cartoons-mom-GEEZ age. Go figure! :)

Written, directed, AND animated by the same team, if I'm not mistaken!

The absolute best thing I've ever read on this site was the poster going off you for "bragging" about your Miata. I don't even remember the context of the article being commented on, just that particular thread. Priceless.

There he goes, bragging 'bout the weather & those cars again...

I'd be strongly inclined to include Bobby Singer in this list

I find this story really sad, but damn if you didn't make me choke on my tea with that!

Exactly this. Crocs makes a "Bistro Line" for kitchen professionals. My kiddo is able to slog through a 10+ hr shift with NO problems, whilst I spend half of my 9 hr workday on my feet in heels & come home in agony most nights.

Protip: once you've made the mistake of inserting your foot into your mouth, you should probably stop fucking swallowing. Continuing to expound on plot points you've already spoiled is not going to win you any admirers.

I like to imagine the characters on Boardwalk Empire running around in the old-timey equivalent of $470 boxers. I should probably back away from my DVR if I ever want to meet an obscenely rich criminal of my own...

Yes!! TRUST IN THE CHAOS. Those crack-addled monkeys will mind freak you way better than Chris Angel, plus: JESSICA LANGE!