Is a hot dog a sandwich?

You shut your whore mouth. I NEED DESIGNER LABELS AT DISCOUNT PRICES! That’s like...my entire aesthetic!

You issue a press release stating that you ordered a large, but took a small for the good of the country

Yes! And Schnowzer is just as laughable as Longface, Hagrid, and (my favorite) McHorsey. It’s sad when writers don’t get out much and they begin to confuse their inner reality with, like, outer reality. I’ve tried to read her stories before, so I guess this one won’t be the one I finish. (Or even start.)

My approximate reaction to that name.

All of them

But if the restaurant is the Tilted Kilt, then shouldn’t the kilt actually hang at a tilt and not straight down as they kept emphasizing? Sounds like she was the best one for the job after all!

Ding, ding, you win the interweb today.

Drat. . . I was coming here to make the same comment and you beat me to it!

I am devastated I didn’t notice this hypocrisy first.

It also has to be on a man. With no underpants. And who is Scottish. The fuck do you know, Smith?

~hollaring~ I’m weak! LOL!

omg you win! <3

So that's why he's a dick, to make up for the one he quite lacks!

So it didn’t happen to me. It happened to my older sister. She was a teen during the 80s and is obsessed with Duran Duran. Heck, girl went to a DD concert alone and 7 months pregnant with twins. This has been her favorite band for 30 years.

You need to get all the stars.

I tasted their Smores cheesecake once... I got Diabeetus.