omg, I love your name. That is all.

I love you so much.

I fucking lost it at Italian Flatbread Shanty.

As a proud 2 year employee of Cow Milk Monarchess in high school, I have to say, Dip Cones were always kind of iffy. If your ice cream was too soft, ploop! Into the hot dip coating it went. Heaven forbid if you hadn’t stirred the coating enough and it had that nasty oil (grease?) on top. No matter how well you stirred…

Hubby and I actually ate at Bison Feral Appendages for the first time a couple months ago and it was awful!

Meat n’ Mangle

Belonging to or Pertaining to The Son of Dòmhnall

I know that Pinkham hates it when the writers change the name of the restaurant in their story, but I love it when people come up with things like Breadstix R Us and Bison Feral Appendages.

Scots-named Burger, Red-haired Burger, Burger Monarch, or (props to Mike Judge) “B#ttf#ckers”.

It took me faaar too long to decipher IFS, but the lol was worth it. Cheers!

Seriously, that’s why I won’t eat at SchmacDonald’s, Zimmy Zohn’s or Blentucky Chived Plicken anymore!

Meat Patty Sovereign

You think you have it rough? This puts a huge crimp in my artisanal cheese business, Mama’s Mozz.

But what if he's allergic to crispy?

That is beautiful.

God bless the tastefulTandA.

Bravo! Or Alpha. Or some other shit military related.

thank you for your service

Doin' the Lord's work, right there.

There's more to this, right?