because unless you clean our shoes with your tongue you totes don't deserve this automatic tip. Even though you have to legally claim a portion of the sales on your taxes regardless of tip received.
tastefulTandA
tastefultanda
Thank you!
I’ve never wanted to understand Spanish as badly as I did reading this post, and I was once almost arrested in Barcelona in a drunken-falafel related incident that directly related to my inability to say anything other than “Yo tengo un gato en mis pantelones”
Also, Queen Elizabeth has no idea Westeros is fictional and keeps trying to declare war on it.
I think the Chubacabra one gave me OCD. Every time a stranger bumped into me, I was convinced I was going to be consumed by a carnivorous fungus within the hour.
Ouch
Mom says I can't eat anything with carbon in it.
That's gotta be the weirdest "allergy" yet. Even including red, and the great crunchy vs. crispy debacle. I'm pretty sure you literally can't LIVE without calcium. We don't need tons of it, but we've gotta have some...
I really, really want this to be true
his face is Concentrated Basic White Bro.
"I'd be an idiot to do that at a WORK EVENT"
the little kid in that pic has a fucked up and weird forehead
I started reading your post with the intention of responding with my musings on age appropriateness and parental discretion... then I finished reading, and I realized that I am boring and you are awesome! Kudos tastefulTandA, kudos!
Back in my late 90s raver days, a friend's mom used to freak out about us wearing pants very similar to this because they collected "fecal matter and mucii" as they dragged on the ground (I don't think mucii is actually a word, or at least as what she thought it meant). She would make us hoist them up when we entered…
We will all mourn for it and pay honor to its noble sacrifice in the name of fashion.
And what time is Maaaaatlock coming on!?