Taking down Perez Hilton, a known cockroach, makes her the hero we need.

Wrong.

They’ve just had a bumper crop of Chris lately. Like that time I ambitiously planted three zucchini plants and then had to beg people to take the 5 billion zucchinis off my hands.

It’s not a single issue, it’s merely the most prominent one that comes to many people’s minds. Pence is bad on nearly all civil rights, but also on the economy. Pence managed to start an AIDS epidemic in his own state because he hates women so much and also wants to cut taxes for his buddies. Jez commenters will…

As others have said before me...he should be forced to carry this unviable campaign to term. His (political) life is in danger? Too bad, so sad. That precious, precious presidential campaign is alive (even if hideously deformed and its death is both inevitable and painful for those that love it). It would be murder …

Sorry Pence, this campaign is in it’s 14th month. Too late to abort now.

Gabrielle, Melania has tweeted her support for The Donald.

He’s like a certain Game of Thrones character, except he didn’t die as a teenager, choking on his own blood at his wedding feast.

What’s a pickle extender?

Here’s what’s frustrating about this: We already knew he was a racist. He’s already dehumanized black americans, latino americans, muslim americans. He’s a racist.

Dr. Dre threatens Sony with a lawsuit if it airs a tv movie that depicts him as a beater of women. [TMZ]

Beats by Dre is the worst ironic product name ever.

Honestly, unless Ben was joking about “grabbing women by the pussy”, I doubt anyone really would have cared what he said after this weekend.

Same.

Clearly my opinion is in the minority, but honestly are we just completely abandoning the idea that prison is for rehabilitation? Or at least, it is supposed to be-the way the US has designed it makes it much more difficult.

The best thing that has come out of this is how fucked Ted Cruz is going to be. If he had held out for two more weeks he could be standing with Lindsey Graham, smiling and saying “I told you so.” Instead he caved, and now he either has to stew in this mess or revoke his endorsement and look chickenshit. It makes me so…

Trump’s dad should have pulled out as well.

I wish I had a camera focused solely on The Roots during that tongue bath.

I usually watch Bay News 9 where I live, but out of curiosity went online to watch WESH 2. There was a reporter down in Kissimmee who saw a man and his kids walking around. When she asked what they were doing out with the storm nearing, the guy told her he was looking for Mountain Dew. I died. I love Florida Man!