IDK, man. Dealing with men and their bullshit is probably what will make me gay. I’m already halfway there (bi).

I didn’t realize they kept track of what people named their diseases XD I’m responsible for a lot of Fuckboys and Communism spreading around.

Black coffee takes some getting used to. There’s nowhere for a shit roast to hide, so good coffee is a must.

Word. Humans are capable of caring about current events, AND celeb gossip at the same time.

ok I’m lactose intolerant and I really tried to like almond milk. But I can’t. It’s awful in coffee. I take my coffee black now. I don’t even bother with milk anymore. I don’t even really miss it now.

I love Amber too! I squealed with glee when she turned up in House MD which I’m bingeing on at the moment.

But, oh god, do I try.

A spritz with some white vinegar (or even a soak in some water with a good glug of white vinegar in it) before washing works well for me when I wash my roller derby pads.

Chris, you can show me the headshot, it’s alright coz I’m your bae and I’ll only laugh a little bit*

I can only really binge at night, so on a work night, I’ll get about 2-3 episodes in. Weekend nights, I can do 4 or 5. Right now I’m watching House so I’ve got a loooootttt of episodes to cover

I just came here to say that I think oysters are gross. All other kinds of seafood can get in my belly tho

I’m lactose intolerant but I can digest hard cheeses like parmesan and also yoghurt. So maybe it depends on how aged the cheese you eat is?

Welp. I’m officially an Old now.

I’m comfortably sitting at my desk in thick tights, a black tube skirt, Docs and a big sweater. The skirt and tights is often swapped out for black skinny jeans (that can pass as nice pants). There’s not really a dress code for my role, I guess as long as I don’t turn up in sweatpants, a giant hoodie and Uggs.

I’m a DD (sometimes E) who has given up on finding a comfortable bra so I just wear sports crops now. They’re a bit more substantial than bralettes but still comfy.

Who is Ingrid Michaelson and why is she telling me how to live my life?

I’m seriously getting mixed signals from Kasich. My assault happened while I was sober AND in the kitchen. What’s a girl to do?

No top sheet here either. All my bedding gets changed and washed once a fortnight, though sometimes once a week if I’m particularly productive that weekend.

The Peek-a-Boo Tampon >.>

I’m about the same size as Amy, and yes, being labelled plus size does bother me. It took me a lot of thinking to identify why it bothered me so much. I know plus-size isn’t a negative thing (despite what society might imply). But I can’t relate to the issues plus size women have with finding clothes that fit. I can…