So I was away for the week.

Tuesday my husband texted me that the freeway was closed because the tunnels were completely flooded. I said, "You're full of shit." Then I saw some of the pictures.

So, I was away for the week.

Niin! Ei tippa tapa!

What I really want to know is how good is this at getting out splinters? That lancer sounds like a better tool than...nah. I'll keep using my scalpel.

#YES

Would you do yours in faux-antique bronze or glitter? I'm thinking glitter.

Annnd hearted!

Needs more capslocks.

Oh my goodness thank you for this link! Ugh, though, I'm sorry you have to deal with such rampant overdevelopment.

First soprano: "Küsse gab sie uns und Reben, Einen Freund, geprüft im Tod; Wollust ward dem Wurm gegeben, Und der Cherub steht vor Gott! ...Und. der. Cherub. ...STEHT VA-GINA! VA-GINA!! VA-GINA!!!" Then MacGyver has to rescue her because she's uncovered a secret political scandal and they're trying to kill her to keep…

I feel for ranchers, I do, but at some point they have to consider it just a part of doing business. We don't shoot shoplifters, not until they're actively threatening other people and there is no other option. When the wolves were on the protected list, we had the right to shoot to protect ourselves. Did that happen…

Are singing telegrams still a thing?

One dusk two summers ago, Mr.61Below, his friend, and his friend's toddler daughter were gabbing in the driveway. The toddler kept yelling and laughing and making little girl screams playing with our dogs. I was inside knitting, because omg mosquitoes, so I jumped a foot when the mr. threw the dogs through the front…

*Gasp!* Those are gorgeous!

Based on the still above, I'm shipping the gals with the pink cowl sweater and the Mickey leotard right now.

If it's like the LPGA/PGA, why not?

It could be 1/5 table flipping and 4/5ths soliloquy and I'd even buy tickets to see it in the theater...

It's just a short, unfortunately.

Enough is enough.