If Agent Coulson had really been hanging around on hold, I would have gone into an apoplectic fangirl fit! This Bourne really did feel like it could tie into the Avengers verse. Bourne Legacy: or How Shield Recruited Hawkeye. So so so much fun.

If you go to see The Bourne Legacy, be sure to stick around for the post-credits scene.

Who's going to see NotBourne tonight? *Dances* I'm so excited! Biceps! Punches! Rachel Weisz!

Just going to straight up say this: judo does not have any blows. No punches. No kicks. We throw you and choke you, but that's it. Pushing him is actually a very 'judo' move; it's the way that you put someone off balance so that you can throw them.

Too often people villainize 'chemical' because it sounds industrial, like smog or pollution. Don't fall into the trap of thinking natural or organic is inherently better because it's natural or organic; some natural pesticides are worse than synthetics. It's all about the chemistry. If you're as interested in these…

My holistic clinician would like to see now. There's a whole host of reading you gots to do.

Same here. That's why it's so important for us to keep talking about this! Sometimes it gets through!

In this age of high velocity, semi-automatic assault rifles with extended clips and sniper sights, it's worth watching the video of musket shooters trying to hit the side of a barn. Heart-wrenchingly horrifying, but worth watching. I'd also like to find out where I can sign up for a well-regulated milita, too. And not…

Take a wooden plank, cut three holes in it, fit three cups of your choicest beverages, and you have wine- or beer-on-a-stick. Bonus, you can carry three cups without juggling, or with two hands, you can carry six.

Don't forget the wine- and beer-on-a-stick. I'm going to the fair to drink all the beers. All of them.

So, we're not acknowledging the systemic and institutional biases that she overcame to become the first african-american woman to win these two gold medals? Oh. Ok.

*Sigh* My thunder-phobic dog is now afraid of my TV. It's not even the sound; she pants and shakes even when it's on mute. Does anyone have any experience dealing with this?

I just typed a long rant, but fuck it. I don't like my brother- or mother-in-law, the end. I think I'll have another beer. Does anyone have any clothes-line suggestions like Shabby Apple or Modcloth for maternity-type or plus sized dresses? I'm going to a wedding next month, but I completely destroyed my Google-fu by…

I've stress-skipped my periods before, mostly from the stress of waiting. It's a vicious, vicious cycle.

Buzzfeed has gifs! Watch them while you can! Don't let any of the men in black from the IOC or NBC confiscate your computer!

I'd find you a gif, but I'm too absorbed in Darcy Smut week to think straight. So many Loki feels...

It looks like a teabagger's wet dream.

So, who here is just the teeniest bit alarmed by the trailer for the upcoming ABC show Last Resort, particularly its release date?

Oh crap, you're SOL, friend!