Some of the shortlisted words: "klittra," "pulla," "selfa."

I worked in collections for over 5 years. A death certificate is a normal requirement. this is.. unbelievable. the death certificate ought to be enough. wtf to infinity.

Dear All People,

I want to make out with this comment in a dark corner.

I'm a vegetarian, and *I* think you're a dick.

I am living in Sudan, and this difference between how people actually talk and the way everything is written is everywhere. In Sudanese Arabic, for example, 'stop' is 'ageef.' What's written on stop signs, however, is 'khifa.' When I noticed this, my friend explained to me that if you actually said khifa, you would…

haha, I like that! I like to say I USED to be gay, but now I'm in a loving heterosexual marriage since I transgendered a few years back. See? All fixed!

That photo isn't the cover, this one is. The photo of her in flannel, jeans, and feathers was part of the inside spread, styled by Olivier Rizzo and shot by Willy Vanderperre, that shows the actress' transformation, like a chameleon, into 8 different characters inspired by the issue's theme of There's No Place Like…