I think because of the old stereotype that homosexuals want to touch your kids junk.

My husband's a snorerer, but it doesnt wake me up, so I just go to bed half an hour before him. I dont know if that would work for your wife or your guys schedule, but I cannot fall asleep if my husband is already in bed.

My husband's a snorerer, but it doesnt wake me up, so I just go to bed half an hour before him. I dont know if that…

I had a lot of kids at my wedding (okay a lot being like... seven ,but when only 45 people are at your wedding thats a lot) and it was fine. I also had a super cheap wedding (not like backyard type, but in the function room at a restaurant, just dinner and cake, paid a friend's brother to DJ) and the actual ceremony…

and now between the absent mindedness and your name I'm picturing your mum as alannys greyjoy and NOW IM SAD

Yeah, when I found out my daughter was blind, it was almost like mourning the expectations I had for her, for the life I thought my family would have.

The way I look at it, their child was ill, and they chose not to treat it. This is on par with the parents who have tried to use prayer to 'cure' their child's physical illnesses. Their child was mentally ill, her body did not match her mind, she knew that she was ill and her parents did nothing for her. This was…

Eugh my grandparents keep buying my daughter religious stuff even though I've asked them not to a hundred times. They got her a lego nativity this year, and she thinks it's cool so I let her keep it but... eugh.

I'm so sorry, Jesusssssssss!

I did let her stay and play but never really encouraged that friendship again.

One time I brought my daughter to her friend's house for a playdate, I'd never met the parent before, so I wanted to at least say hi and stuff before I left my kid there for a couple hours, and as soon as I opened the door there was a picture of Jesus. On it's own little table. With nothing else. Just. Jesus. Staring…

The caf at my work makes "turkey gobblers" around thanksgiving, which is basically all your leftovers in a burrito. It is the literal best.

If I could upvote this a hundred times I would.

What's the dark tongue for "cell phone"?

start from S1 E1.

110 kilometers per hour is the fastest you can go on a Canadian highway. The motorcyclist was going well above that.

She... didn't even read the article... that she was brought there to discuss... like... how? You're invited to comment on this thing, and you can't even spend the two minutes skimming over what the content are? I just... don't understand how that could have happened. She has people that work for her, yeah? She didn't…

I live in New England and I can go 15 min in one direction to get to Sally's, ten minutes in the other direction to get to ulta. That said I usually get my nail polish remover at CVS anyway. But I'm not making meth.

Yes indeed he is!

Whovians know this. He played a little fucking shit (he seems to be very good at that) with the HOLY FUCK HE GOT TALL kid from Love Actually in an episode of Doctor Who.

"This would have been funnier if he hadn’t seemed so relieved." this line puts me off. There are loads of people in real life who are very comfortable in the sex that they are, or worse, are UNCOMFORTABLE being in a male body when they feel they should be female or vice versa.