Speaking as an HR professional - this *is* a slippery slope. And those issues are actually no different.

You are moving me to tears, here. It’s like every word is coming from my own heart and my own childhood.

:::tentatively raises hand::: Umm...we’re not all bad...

ONLY IF IRREGARDLESS IS HANDCUFFED TO IT

Jesus Christ, stop embarassing us Eagles fans.

Oh. Oh.

Y’know, the funny thing is, I heard something on the radio the other day and thought, “Huh. I kinda like that...wonder who it is?” GUESS WHO IT WAS.

+1 Bad to the Boner

I don’t know that this is complete speculation. I think Baker did say something in the post-game presser about “this is what happens when you finally have someone you believe in calling the plays.” To me, that reads like your take is pretty spot-on; he didn’t believe in Hue or his bill of goods, and he’s doing…

Her refusal to say that stealing is all right

Just please tell me there’s a vowel on their wedding registry.

Counterpoint: I have more belly than I’d like, large breasts, and a decent enough waist. Empire anything makes me look like a merchant ship under sail. I understand it’s flattering for some, but it can be frustrating when every dress for us larger gals has a waistline up under the armpits!

Well, you used the S-word.  That was the first problem.

+1 wagons ho

Breathtaking.  +1

This is the correct take.

Smarter minds than I have probably asked (and answered) this, but...isn’t the value of a dollar 30 years down the line versus the value of a dollar today also an argument in favor of a lump sum payout? The common wisdom I’ve always heard is never take the annuity (of course, there’s the possibility of being hit by a…

DON’T EGG-SHAME

This is actually really awesome. I cannot even IMAGINE the look on my brother’s face if I were to say this to his kids, but you know what? I can’t wait to find out.  Bonus: Maybe it will get him to think?

+anatomically correct stunt double