The timing on this article was perfect. I was just about to call my friend and ask how Amanda Seyfried’s eggs were doing, but you’ve saved me the trouble.

Jesus. Hector. Christ. I hope someone proposes during her stupid fucking wedding. I hope everyone who’s not the bride wears white just to spite her. I hope her maid of honor gives a really mean, passive-aggressive speech. I hope her aunt gets too drunk and hits on the groom, and he goes for it.

Clearly the parents have no idea raise a Roof.

I sorta like it. I like the new WW Barbie doll too. For once.

Batman just looks fat.

Sorry, I just want to say that if my boss started policing my every word and taking secret notes when I spoke, I might feel a little self conscious and less confident. I’m no expert, but I actually think that this might really undermine the women who have fought their way up to really difficult executive positions at…

The new season of OITNB came out a few days before my Mom went into the hospital and then died. I binge watched the season to “take my mind off it”... yeah. So the scene with Boo’s Mom in the hospital was particularly hard for me, but cathartic. When I showed up to the hospital, after not seeing me in years, all my…

Who cares about his name. But, can we agree to give him a hard time about the LA state law that makes it legal to discriminate against LGBTs, or the state law that allows the bible as a science text book and allows creationism to be taught in science class in public schools, or the fact that he wants to “lose up the…

But...But...THEY’RE CUSTOMERS...And Mommy told them they were special and precious and unique AND WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO MELT SUCH GORGEOUS AND UNIQUE AND DIFFERENT SNOWFLAKES, MR. RESTAURANT OWNER PERSON MANAGER GUY DUDE PERSON?!

spread the damn word

Chang’s backstory was one of the best in the entire series, I thought.

I vote Crawfish 2016!

Seriously. It sounds like he got home from the beach/spa and decided, “Well golly, I feel like running for president today!”

Idiots are people two!

He is an Idiot-American.

I’m done with all this talk about hyphenated Americans. We are not Indian-Americans, Irish-Americans, African-Americans, rich Americans, or poor Americans - we are all Americans*

Oh, sweetheart. Cher would disagree.

I wouldn’t mind millihelen’s more user-driven content if they had a few standards. This lady seems charming, but iphone photos? Really?

listening to “that don’t impress much me much” as a child is what formed to basis of all of my future relations with men and i bow down to shania for that gift