If someone could explain to me how someone goes from being a Sanders supporter to a Johnson faithful, I would really appreciate it. Aren’t their policies like... in opposition? (besides tha drugz)

woah woah woah! let’s not try to make TOO much sense here...

This is like, my DREAM body!

I just want to say I’m so happy there’s more political news popping up on Jez. I miss that about Gawker, especially during this shit show of an election cycle.

Thankfully he isn’t with USA anymore (I EFFING LOVE PAGEANTS)

She has seen some shit.

I’m getting some Steinem vibes:

It’s not very fair to lump in “the middle-class down”

I don’t get the ‘not pretty’ thing because she looks HOT to me!

Damn I wish my makeup was that on point when I WASN’T trying to win a freakin olympic medal.

OH

seriously. The bullshit is happening already already around here.

I get the impression that in Lochte’s mind it’s only this:

Jeah, it would.

She shouldn’t have to dumb her jokes down just so dumb people in the audience “get it”

ugh TOOL

This looks SO GOOD.

Wait, what?

ooof damn. Godspeed!