I’m starting a new position at a different ad agency next month, and I’ve been doing so much reading about how to get off on the right foot. I’m so used to being walked all over at my current agency, over apologizing, and generally feeling under-appreciated, that I want a fresh start.

Gonna be interesting seeing as she is supposed to be pregnant.

my god this is beautiful

I want to be surprised, but I’m just not.

why is ok to be so stupid?

this makes me want to SCREAM

One of the reasons I don’t want kids is because I know I’ll be insane about what I want people to buy for them.

I learned to french braid on mine, and I just found it the last time I went home, and there are still snake braids in her hair. Those are NEVER coming out.

That cast of characters (which would easily make up the most irritating table at any wedding)

The nation is saved!

I need to use this as copypasta at some point today or I’m going to explode

and for an encore:

You’re not wrong!

And they wrote the song “Don’t Believe a Word” basically calling out George Bush and republicans. My hippy self just drank it in.

OH man. They’ve been my favorite band since I was in high school. It’s always been one of the most embarrassing things about me. I now feel that I can come out of hiding and wear all my old, soft 3EB concert tees!

This is the sweetest thing I’ve read in a long time. I feel like such an idiot sitting here grinning at my computer screen.

YEP! Thank would do it!

It’s a play on this:

Time for a palate cleanser