exactly. All you need is a cheap black one that no one really sees, and if they do see it, it isn’t worth jacking.

Oh I’m a solid B on my best days, but I almost exclusively wear dresses that I can wear a thin-strapped sports bra with. Sports bras keep that stuff right up against my sternum, safe and sound.

In my NYC club days (all of two years ago) I just wore only shit from H&M. Then if I lost a purse, broke a shoe, got puked on by my roommate, etc, it was no biggie. Phone and card go in the bra.

Oof. Stings

Yeah I definitely agree that it’s some sort of gross mid life crisis. He is just slowly losing credibility with me.

Well they started dating when he was 17, they just kept it under wraps by saying she was dating his cousin. but yeah, the 16 stuff is weird.

Worst. Video Girl. Ever.

Right? She just walks in and they stand there kinda touching. Why is she even there in the first place?

what are they doing? I DON’T GET IT

*SWOON*

didn’t Taylor Swift do the same thing with Connor Kennedy though?

Yeah it’s really making me not like him anymore.

wait... what?

“You’re gonna have to buy me some ear plugs”

I’m 27. How more time do I have? IS IT TOO LATE????

Question: what can be done to her at this point? I know she is an elected official, but isn’t there someone who can give her the boot for not doing her job? She isn’t a governor or anything, just a county clerk.

I can’t type. Caffeine crashing. I meant “Bae”

Serious question, I had no idea using “bad” “appropriates African American Vernacular English.”

Did Z’efron get a chin job? What is going gone here?