tarynshay
Life In Spandex
tarynshay

Ugh it’s so embarrassing, but there is a huge store of their’s on my walk home from work and more than once I’ve stocked up on sale items. $9 sweaters and midi skirts and $5 blousy tanks for work? I can’t pass it up!

Yes but this wasn’t “work for hire.”

Well a lot of people have hyper-extened knees, he clearly does, it just seems like the photographer or art director would be like “hey, can you not lock your knees? It looks freaky on camera”

WTF is happening here

Corvallis. I’m more of a pageant person :)

DO WE KNOW EACHOTHER?!?!

YES! I have the prettiest skirt that length ($9 on sale from A&F, no joke) and I haven’t worn it out yet because I can’t figure out what to wear with it that doesn’t make me look short (I’m 5’6!) or weirdly proportionate. WHERE ARE YOU, PINTREST GODS!?!

I lived in a 4 bed 2 bath apartment on 105th and 5th, and we each paid between $650 and $700 a month (depending on who had the bigger rooms) . It hurts everything in my body that I gave that up to move to FUCKING UTAH

My kitten is Tilli!

life has TRULY imitated art this time

DO IT NOW! It will change your liiiifeeee

FOUR SISTERSSSS

have you only gotten your first bill? I got a bill a few weeks after my appointment that said I owed $700, so I called the hospital and they said that is just something they send out, then your insurance pays the rest. I had a small heart attack. Then a few weeks later I got a zeroed out bill after my insurance paid.

I couldn’t read past “potato in a lunchbox” because I was laughing too hard.

Well it-it’s just the table thinks the chair takes too many camping trips with Richard.

agreed. He’s 1 of 3 male dancers that SOME people might actually be able to name.

THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE!!

this is insanely adorable

I LOVE YOU SCRUFFY!!!!