I want to put a catheter full of fire ants up his pee hole.

She got her nails did. At 106.

That’s essentially what the upcoming Supreme Court case is about! SCOTUS is going to have to make some decisions about what undue burden really means.

I started typing a comment, but really I have no words for this anymore.

It’s a little more than “not exactly what happened.”

This is why Amber is a fucking queen.

In regards to “dress how you want to be addressed”:

Next time I see a guy in cargo pants I’m going to force him to build me a house. I mean, walking around looking all probably-owns-a-hammer...what did he think would happen? #CarpenterLookingAssBitch.

I am confused. Why would I force a person to play basketball with me if he/she was dressed like a basketball player? Does that happen? Forced basketballery?

I still can’t believe a human being has the real name “Lockhart Steele.”

Always some sort of drama happening with those Gilmour girls

Seriously, though. How easy will they let us immigrate. Because I’m making a list of places to go if the GOP, any of them, get control of the white house.

It was MAGIC. My husband left the room because he did not understand it. And my loud laugh is annoying. Which is why this show is perfect.

That was actually a decent apology from the editor....

It’s possible to be both mentally ill and a complete asshole, and not have the latter derive from the former.

Those KJGirls have their hands full. Lamar, Kanye, Tyga and DoucheLord.

It is SO GOOD ALREADY. I’m so happy. Sam Bee is a hero, and this show is looking like it’s going to be everything that Trevor Noah’s Daily Show is failing to follow through on. Now that Jon Stewart is gone, Stephen Colbert is doing a different genre of tv, Trevor Noah is proving himself inadequate to fill Stewart’s…

Racists are soooo mad about this performance too. So mad. It's the icing on the cake.

I hope it happens. Everytime I talk to my parents I just thank the Flying Spaghetti monster we didn’t grow up in Flint. At least they’re still on Detroit water... :(