Between her and the shark, this is a fun Friday.

Post-wine texted this to the ex-husband who keeps contacting me

I had a miscarriage at 14 weeks and couldn’t find anyone who would perform the D&E I needed, except for planned parenthood. They couldn’t get me in for 3 weeks. After a few desperate calls to my OB, they finally found someone an hour away who would perform the surgery I needed within the week. Did I mention this was…

Exactly. The next sign right underneath it should say:

This is simplistic, no doubt, but she’s still right about the value of letting go of other people’s judgments. And I really like what she said in another Time piece that they link to in this one:

That is the freaking worst attitude ever. It’s so sour grapes and so demeaning. He dated Amber Rose for several years, took her to events as his date. He didn’t seem the least bit embarrassed to be seen around her.

She was trying to air his business, not shame him. It’s 2016, get with it, yo!

Amber Rose was never going to passively let herself be molded into anything by this wannabe Pygmalion. And he can’t get over it.

Awesome interview!

Surely you can also send a hearty fuck you to the people in Florida who voted for these politicians and want them to do precisely this. Because this fuckery doesn’t exist in a political vacuum.

This seems highly unconstitutional. Not only because of Roe vs. Wade, but I don’t think that incorporating Creationism into legislation is kosher either;

“The Legislature finds that all human life comes from the Creator, has an inherent value that cannot be quantified by man, and begins at the earliest biological development of a fertilized human egg,” the bill reads.

Fuck you, Florida Republican lawmakers. Fuck. You.

Best title reappropriation EVER. All the fist bumps.

“Why can’t women just be direct and honest if they don’t want to go out with you?!”

I enjoyed this Jia. I also just want to say that I am a feminist and if people started sending me a bunch of sex toys in the mail me and all my feminist friends would be stoked. That shit is expensive.

I think if you send them shit, there really isn’t any court (with a jury) that would find you guilty of aiding and abetting.