I do. Also that twitter account is a national treasure.

Agreed! Missionary was how I found my g-spot. It remains the best way to get me to orgasm more or less on command. My command, that is.

Is it bigamy if I marry this headline? I love it that much.

Jesus. Why are there so many fucking scumbags abusing children and women? For real, this is nuts. I was having a conversation with a bunch of men at my office and they were talking about crazy women making false rape allegations. I advised that false allegations are rare and that the vast majority of rape victims have …

Looks like Kanye West uses Pirate Bay to download music.

I'm relieved Leo finally has as many Oscars as ThreeSixMafia.

Right how much do we think Bob Saget and Candace Cameron actually hate each other?

This is why I’m not their audience... I remember Full House. I watched Full House. I have no interest in rewatching any house. I have my own, which requires cleaning and fixing and other things that are old.

They don’t need the money or the exposure. Should they be leaping at the chance to spend several days in close quarters with a Stepford wife religious fanatic? Team Olsen twins!

I’m always amazed how women, poc, LGBT or anyone who has been discriminated against can champion the Republican party.

i mean

I’m saving my money for the vibrators made in support of HRC: Clits for Clinton.

important note that her label is sony/columbia! adele is boss.

Toonces, the Cat Who Could Select a Playlist

they look like really dull Disney Princes and I’m so down for it.

“The question, of course, is why Arnold felt Holtzclaw deserved a more rounded portrait in the first place.”

The question, of course, is why Arnold felt Holtzclaw deserved a more rounded portrait in the first place.

“I and my editor” He fucking wrote “I and my editor”. A person who makes his living writing wrote that.