What you NOT going to do is make me emotional on THIS richea Thursday. That’s what you won’t do.

Thank you for sharing this happiness with us. I hope your family has a great Hallowe’en :)

That’s the good thing about being Luke Cage, in addition to having an Excellent Halloween he’ll also have a Sweet Christmas.

At this point only FIFA and Donald Trump have reached the “so mind-numbingly stupid that nothing they do surprises me” level.

“Old, male and stale?”

Buy a striker who can finish. Important detail!

Fired at 1:30pm today. So all you Arsenal fans who were singing “sacked in the morning” at yesterdays game - I’ll bet you’re feeling pretty foolish now huh?

Exactly. They bought about five number 10s and no one with pace who can actually attack a defense. Curious to know how much control Koeman had over the transfer-market decisions.

Everton 2016-17: one player that can score goals, reasonably successful, manager on the ascendancy

I know Everton is not a traditional top power in recent years but they are about as established in top flight football as you can get. Acknowledging that the chances are still very low, how shocking would it be for a club like Everton to get relegated? I’m sure its not Leicester winning PL title levels of shocking but…

“The new manager will have to figure out quickly what the hell to do with a bunch of players whose skills don’t really seem to compliment each other.”

And Miazga came up through the Red Bulls in New Jersey. If that isn’t a sign that we can still save kids from the failings of the MLS, I don’t know what is. Ship everyone with even a modicum of talent abroad.

Instead of filming a third movie, I think they should just continue to hiss at each other on social media and in interviews for a while. It’s probably as embarrassing as a third movie would be, and like a final movie, I will still watch it.

You forgot that she said she got rid of the chicken skin cause it was “gross” and Ayesha said “We don’t get rid of it. It’s not gross.”

Half this article reads like a pitch for a bad SNL sketch... HOW IS THIS A REAL THING?!

I am so here for this. I have no idea why, but I love it. It’s a nice little story that seems to pop up every time I need a little frivolity and I want them to get married and live happily ever after.

Kevin, I’m terribly glad to see another of your Peanuts articles. They’ve consistently been enjoyable and insightful - I’d never considered Marcy as deeply as you did, and I’d forgotten a lot of Peppermint Patty’s less surface characteristics. Hope you’ve got more in the pipeline!