(The contractor filed an appeal and is hoping for a $70 million settlement, saying FEMA did not “did not specify that the meals and heaters had to be together.”)

It’s even better than that:

I hope the ghost of Prince rises and causes him to face plant in the middle of his set and then have the entire stage collapse around him.

I do this...I find sneezing very painful, so I half do this, half plugging my nose and letting the force come out of my mouth. Which works well 99% of the time, but sometimes doesn’t go right and hurts. (Also, sometimes I squeak and my officemates laugh at me.)

What about those little shrimp forks

Couric says that closeness is also why she joked on Andy Cohen’s Watch What Happens Live a few years ago that Lauer “pinches me on the ass a lot”

And all the fapping from Democrats about his being the sort of reasonable moderate Republican we needed more of?

Remember 6 short years ago when he was considered the heir apparent to the Republican Party, and people were so worried about the 2012 crop of republican presidential candidates, they considered mounting a late draft of Christie?

Yeah, I can see him invoking HIPAA—or, more accurately, having the doctor do it. He probably thinks HIPAA is a large, water loving, animal from one of those shithole countries.

Donald Trump is racist? I’m, shocked.

As an individual who has used OKC successfully, I think this change is terrible. I don’t want my employer or stalkery friends or ex’s to be able to Google my OKC profile.I barely tolerate the need for a face pic. You will be linked to that forever as nothing on the internet ever dies.

This show is so, so, so good. As I posted last night, I think this removes the one stain that the show carried. Seriously, it’s basically perfect and wholesome animated television.

Just coming by to let y’all know that Gravity Falls is like a suuuuuuper good show, and everyone should watch it.

i for one believe 45 on this....how can he watch that much TV when he golfs all the fucking time???

Roy Moore doesn’t want to be fed... He wants to hunt!

She’s on her fourth marriage, but god has forgiven her so it’s cool for ~reasons~

Is she married? Because it would be pretty cool if he won, approved his own marriage license, and then annulled hers.

Wall-E is up there for me by virtue of being a brilliant sci-fi film and a brilliant silent film at the same time (at least for the first 30 mins).

This is a joke, right? I mean, nobody seriously thinks A Bug’s Life is better than Toy Story, right?

Wall-E is so much better than The Incredibles, and Ratatouille is so much better than up. You are insane.