This is a case in which both are correct: New Hampshire is a state that allows trusts, and my point was simply that some other states don’t allow that. I could never find an exact list, but I was bored a few years back when there was a big win claimed by a trust and discovered that through a bit of research.…

I highly doubt this was a case of stupidity rather than a case of greed. The contractor probably found they could lower costs (and increase profits) by buying separately and not bothering with any logistical operation to ensure they were delivered together. This is why I am oh so encouraged by Trump’s plan to fund…

In addition to that, you really have to check with everyone giving you medical care every single time regarding whether or not they are still in network. I went to my doctor with a problem that required a good deal of lab work and some follow up visits. I didn’t think anything of it because I had just been there a…

So, I’m guessing they won’t be able to include a photo in the about the author section...

Actually, that’s not true in every case. A very small number of states allow you to claim completely anonymously and some other states do allow you to “donate” it to a trust, of which you are the beneficiary, so that only the trust’s info is released and you remain anonymous. There are, however, some states that don’t…

While this wouldn’t apply to the powerball, criminal organizations have used the lottery in the past to launder money. They’d find a scratch off game with a payout rate such that, by plowing thousands of dollars of dirty money into it, they’d be more or less guaranteed to win enough times to make the money back plus…

If he even dares to mention or reference Prince, I want to see an ethereal phantom drift across the stage that looks like this:

It’s made quite a lot weirder when prefaced with the statement they had a “brother-sister relationship”. I’ve also never pinched anyone on the ass at work, and I feel like that would be entirely unacceptable and unprofessional. Thinking of pinching someone on the ass you really thought of as being like your own…

The once most likely future Republican president is now the the least likely future Republican president, and the once least likely future Republican president is now... the president.

Was that ever based on anything more than the fact he was from a blue state and was at least willing to be cordial and grateful when Obama helped with Sandy?

New theory: Trump eats traditional hand eaten foods with a knife and fork so he can use tiny utensils to make his hands look big and obscure the fact that something like a traditional NY slice would show just how very, very, very tiny they really are.

I definitely go for the plug the nose/mouth combo. If you just sneeze out the nose, no telling what will fly out. Also, I stifled a sneeze once when I was younger and somehow fucked up my Eustacian tubes which led to muffled hearing for a few weeks. Previously, I was just worried that stifling a sneeze might blow out…

In other breaking news, the Earth is round, water is wet, and the sum of any two odd numbers isn’t quite as odd as you might think...

First he’ll tweet out something about how HIPAA is some nightmarish Obama policy that somehow hurt him personally and, incidentally, all the good people of America, and only after that, he’ll tweet out that HIPAA is an essential law that protects everyone and allows him not to release his terrible medical results.

In terms of which movie I remember being better, I would rank A Bug’s Life higher. I’ve seen Toy Story many times, and it is a solid movie. As it happens, I’ve only seen A Bug’s Life one time when I was younger, and at the time, I was on a lot of drugs. It was fucking amazing.

Agreed. It’s one thing to make a movie with endearing characters based on initial dialogue and relying on familiar and well-liked celebrity voices, but to make a movie with an entirely compelling, sympathetic, and charming protagonist with no lines for the first part of the movie and only two to three word lines…

Staying home and doing whatever it is that you want to do and waking up without a hangover on the first day of the year feels great.

Agreed. I was disappointed when its ending was announced, but then, I found out it was an intentional choice of Alex Hirsch. He only wanted the show to run for a few seasons to mirror the fact that the whole thing took place over Mabel and Dipper’s summer vacation, and he wanted the show to be like a summer…

Don’t worry; Stan gets it...