YOU MUST BE FUCKING KIDDING ME...

It really is his fault. No-drama-Obama normalized the idea of our having a country with a President that isn’t continually embroiled in scandals and where the only real debates about the administration being overly secretive concerned national security matters where (even if I’d have preferred a great deal more…

Dear NYT,

Honestly, I think you’re burying the lede here...

First they came for Roger Ailes, then Bill O’Reilly, then Bill Shine...

It’s not only his future campaign slogan, it’s his entire governing philosophy (insofar as you could call it a “philosophy”), and moreover, it is exactly what almost everyone who voted for him is perfectly fucking fine with... A recent poll showed that 96% of those of voted for Trump don’t regret it at all, despite…

To be tweeted on, say, October 28th, 2020:

Honestly, I think that is a given. Both of them are narcicistic egomaniacs, but I honestly think Putin, for all the many, many, many negative things that could said against him, genuinely believes he is doing what is best for Russia as a country (perhaps while seeing to it that he is generously compensated on the…

Does he never do anything right? Say anything wise?

Right? I mean, Obama just had to endure eight years of slander accusing him of being unpatriotic, socialist, communist, secretly Muslim, a full-blown sleeper agent, un-American, and the spawn of Satan himself. When that happened, wasn’t there an outpouring of the whole “give the guy a chance”, “let’s look on the…

I actually thought he must wear “loafers” that have some velcro or tape underneath that fasten them. If a life-long “businessman” can’t tie a tie, do you really think he can even mangage to slip his (I’m assuming incredibly tiny) feet into a shoe?

Or felt like the Democrats on the ballot failed to live up to the relevant platitudes in the way they had ideally imagined them in their younger days and so, wherever they ended up, fell into disillusionment and staying home or voting for some non-viable third-party wing-nut.

Feel free to base your assumptions on whatever you want. I, for one, think her fashion choices simply reflect her trying to summon her intra Venus.

Maybe puppy blood?

Well, I’m just a modern guy, but when it comes to Lana Del Ray, I’ve been avoiding having it in the ear.

As much as the short-term, very real damage this presidency can do to the country worries me, this kind of thing actually worries me just as much, if not more. Quite a lot of our system still relies on general expectations of what people running for president should do (divesting from conflicts of interest, releasing…

Except the government doesn’t work on an honor code.

From my (also limited) sample, I always felt it was similar, but that the more “positive” usages tended to be a bit begrudging, unlike more fully positive usages of saying that took some balls.

You’re not wrong, but you also have to realize if you ban cis men from public restrooms, you’ll have to deal with the fact that quite a lot of them will just start whipping their dicks out to go wherever. I mean, they already do that with alarming frequency, and that will enforce their bullshit sense of entitlement to…

SHE BROKE THE LAW! LOCK HER UP!!!