Well, golly gee, it’s obviously a countdown timer to TERROR TIME, gosh darn it, or maybe just a timer on how much longer we can ensure that America is the best darn tootin’ country ever rather than a place where we give into the thugs and killer who hate our freedom, don’tcha know? Of course, there might be other…

Soooo, let me see if I have this straight. According to Bristol, if people stop drawing attention to a problem, it automatically ceases to exist. By that “logic”, there would be less of a problem with teen and unplanned pregnancy if she would just go the fuck away, right?

And because this incident is being charged as a criminal sexual assault — when it’s actually more like theft of services — it minimizes the act of rape.

Just what the country needs, a presidential candidate who will swear at inauguration that he will to the best of his ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States... you know, when it doesn’t interfere with his pandering or his deep-seated bigotry. Otherwise, though, he’ll totally be on…

As others have noted, it is partially about a systematic campaign to try to defund and restrict access to abortion providers.

“There are two victims. One is the child; the other is that birth mother who often will go through extraordinary guilt years later when she begins to think through what happened — with the baby, with her. And again, there are no easy answers here.”

All the shit... every last bit of it...

Breast implants.

Totally my mistake here. It was a very lazy (and hungover) Sunday. I tried looking up the requirements for a DMCA takedown notice, because, as I said, I thought it might be amusing to try to start filing frivolous ones against the trolls. I thought the site I was looking at was laying out legal requirements under the…

I don’t understand why someone couldn’t arrest them for perjury at the least.

Dear Sarah,

FYI: Lions aren’t classed as an endangered species. Currently, they are classed as vulnerable (one step up from endangered). This is not at all meant to be a snarky point; I actually didn’t know that when this story broke but happened to encounter it while looking into some material on the issue. Also, I’m not sure…

Copyrights and patents were not originally intended to be permanent. The founding fathers gave Congress the ability to grant copyrights and patents primarily to incentivize the creation of works that would eventually become public domain. The thought was, you might not want to spend too much time writing a great book…

Let’s all take a moment to be thankful that Sonny Bono and Disney were able to come together and make sure this would still be a fucking issue worth wasting any time discussing.

Call Randy and tell him he’s breaking your balls here?

I think the trolls tend to undermine their own claims, though. I feel like if (and this is a very, very, very, absurdly, comically, incoherently big if) they were making this up “for the attention”, there is no way they would continue to speak up once they realized how shitty some people can be to those who come…

Yes, but only because Jim Carrey is dangerous at any dosage level.

Yeah, mine did the same, and Ross Perot won, oddly enough. I think it was because he looked and acted like a cartoon character so all the kids found him really funny.

We don’t even need a tax in this case. The cost of meat and dairy is currently kept artificially low due to farm subsidies, most of which go to the big corporations running massive feedlots. If you get rid of those, the cost of both goes up which would naturally lower consumption. Ditching the subsidies, though, would…

I think Jason neglected to mention it, but Persona 5 is coming out on both the PS4 and the PS3. I’m in the same boat as all I have at the moment is a PS3, so I’m psyched that there will be at least two good JRPGs out for the older system this year. I’m also looking forward to Trails of Cold Steel now since I haven’t…